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Genre Comedy/Satire; Fantasy/Adventure
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Composer George Stiles
Lyricist Anthony Drewe
Book By Anthony Drewe
 
Other Credits Based on Hans Christian Andersen's 'The Ugly Duckling'
Format Book Musical
Type Full Length
Status Available (?This work is currently available for application in Australia and New Zealand subject to our standard Terms of Use.)
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Short Synopsis

The new musical based on one of the world’s favourite fairy-tales, Hans Christian Andersen’s The Ugly Duckling.

Ugly is born, of course, as a Duckling but it soon becomes clear that he is no ordinary Duck. Mocked on the farmyard, pursued by the ever-hungry Cat, Ugly finds himself lost on a nearby marsh in the middle of a duck-shoot and embarks on an odyssey through the countryside, meeting a battery of colourful characters and finding himself, and love, along the way.

“With a tuneful score, witty lyrics and book, HONK! confirms that Drewe and Stiles are the brightest hopes for the future of the British musical” – Daily Telegraph.

Rehearsal Materials

Rehearsal Materials on Hire

HONK REHEARSAL SET

  • 15 × HONK LIBRETTO BOOKS
  • 15 × HONK VOCAL BOOKS
  • 1 × HONK PIANO CONDUCTOR SCORE
  • 1 × HONK PIANO-VOCAL SCORE

Orchestral Materials

All available orchestrations for this show are displayed below. On application, you will be required to select the orchestration that you wish to use for your performance.

Orchestral Materials on Hire

HONK ORCHESTRAL SET

  • 1 × REED I (FLUTE, CLARINET, ALTO SAX)
  • 1 × REED II (CLARINET, BASS CLARINET, BARITONE SAX)
  • 1 × TRUMPET/FLUGELHORN
  • 1 × HORN
  • 1 × CELLO
  • 1 × BASS
  • 1 × GUITAR (ACOUSTIC/ELECTRIC/STEEL)
  • 1 × PERCUSSION

PERFORM WITH PIANO ONLY

Theatrical Resources

Theatrical Resources on Sale

Optional Extras

HONK LOGO PACK (A$85.00)

ARCHIVAL COPY VIDEO LICENCE ONLY (IF PERFORMED WITH ORCHESTRATION) (A$200.00)

ARCHIVAL COPY VIDEO LICENCE ONLY (IF PERFORMED ONLY WITH PIANO ACCOMPANIMENT) (A$120.00)

ARCHIVAL AND DISTRIBUTION VIDEO LICENCE (IF PERFORMED WITH ORCHESTRATION) (A$600.00)

ARCHIVAL AND DISTRIBUTION VIDEO LICENCE (IF PERFORMED ONLY WITH PIANO ACCOMPANIMENT) (A$440.00)

Theatrical Resources on Hire

Optional Extras

HONK REHEARSCORE PLUS (A$400.00)

HONK STAGE MANAGER SCRIPT (A$50.00)

Visit our Theatrical Resource page to find out more.

Casting Information

Dance Requirement: Minimal/None

Character Breakdown

UGLY: gawky and odd-looking, good swimmer – Male. Tenor.

CAT: sly and cunning, hungry – Male. Baritone.

IDA: Ugly's Mother – Female. Alto.

DRAKE: Ugly's father – Male. Baritone.

BULLFROG: Laidback, self-confident frog – Male. Baritone.

GREYLAG: Admiral Goose – Male. Baritone.

MAUREEN: Ida's friend – Female. Alto.

QUEENIE: Very Domesticated Cat – Female. Mezzo.

LOWBUTT: Very Domesticated Hen – Female. Mezzo.

DOT: Cat's understanding wife – Female. Mezzo.

PENNY: A beautiful Swan – Female. Mezzo.

FARMER (Voice Only): Male. Spoken.

GRACE: most distinguished duck on the lake – Female.

OLD WOMAN (Voice Only): Female. Spoken.

MOTHER SWAN: Female


MAGGIE PIE OR JAY BIRD (depending on actor's sex): TV Presenter.

FATHER SWAN: Male.

DUCKLINGS: Ugly's siblings (Beaky, Fluff, Billy, Downy).

HENRIETTA: neighbour.

FISH 


FROGLETS

SNOWY, BARNACLES, PINKFOOT: Greylag's flock.

TURKEY: School Headmaster.

Detailed Synopsis

ACT ONE

The beginning of a glorious summer’s day out in the country. Standing in the sunshine is a small farm behind which is a lake with thick beds of cattails. Drake, a proud father-to-be introduces us to A POULTRY TALE. His wife, Ida, and the rest of the farmyard residents join in the telling while Cat hides behind cattails eyeing the duck eggs in Ida’s nest which he hopes will make a savoury dinner. As the assorted animals rush offstage in a flurry, Ida remains to tend her nest of four blue eggs and a curious looking large - quite large - brown one. She's bossy and irritable after tending the eggs for such a long time and complains to Drake about her cramped quarters and his unwillingness to shoulder some of the burden. After Drake beats a hasty exit, Ida sings affectionately about "THE JOY OF MOTHERHOOD" with a neighbouring hen, Maureen. They exchange observations on the anguish and happiness of bearing children just as the eggs start cracking. Four perfectly respectable ducklings emerge from the four perfectly respectable eggs. After Maureen coos over the newly hatched ducklings, she goes off in search of Drake to break the good news. While the wide-eyed newborns yearn to explore their new world, mother Ida strictly lays down a few laws for her young charges.

Drake returns to meet his new children just as Ida realises that the large - quite large - egg has yet to hatch. Though Drake tries to convince her to leave it and join him and their ducklings for a swim, Ida insists on staying with her unusual, unhatched egg. Drake joyously races the children down to the lake for their first dip while Ida resumes her position in the nest. Ida, alone, contemplates the last remaining egg and broods about why this one is so "DIFFERENT".

There is a chipping sound. There is a cracking sound. Ugly, a large, brown ungainly bird, waddles out of his shell while lifting Ida on his shoulders with an ignominious "honk!" He can’t quack like the others. He is much larger than the others. She worries that Ugly is indeed a turkey but he allays her fears when he doesn’t react to the word “Butterball” and is eager for a swim. Though at first taken aback by her unusual child, Ida hugs her duckling and all is well between mother and son. They make their way to the pond for his first swimming lesson.

Ida instructs Ugly of the various joys and dangers of swimming and that the most important thing is to “HOLD YOUR HEAD UP HIGH”. Soon Ida realises that Ugly is an amazing swimmer; better and faster than even she is. He is eager, exhilarated and joyous until he meets Drake and the ducklings on shore. They humiliate the awkward parvenu with "LOOK AT HIM." Ida tries desperately to defend Ugly but the ducklings, the neighbouring animals and even his father, Drake, taunt and tease him unmercifully. Cat disguised as the duck’s school photographer with a camera and tripod has his eye on Ugly, a fine specimen of a bird who would make an even finer dinner. The ducklings pose for a class photo as the Cat/Photographer continues his ruse. Grace, a duck so lovely she is honoured with a red band around her webbed foot, meets Ida’s new offspring and congratulates her…but only on the perfectly respectable ducklings.

Ugly suffers further humiliation from the members of the barnyard when they gather for a taste of French bread thrown in the pond. He is crowded out and unable to share in the French bread feast. Alone, hungry, and miserable Ugly laments his fate of being "DIFFERENT" as the devious Cat sidles up to him, commiserates, and convinces Ugly to join him for “lunch” in his den. When Ida realises her youngster is missing she organises a search.

Cat and Ugly arrive in the conniving feline’s kitchen. Cat prepares his delectable repast à la a Julia Child's cooking program. He encourages Ugly to "PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD" as the innocent but hungry duckling joins in - never realizing he's cooking his own goose. By chance, a baseball whizzes into Cat’s lair and strikes him on the head. When the Boy who hit the ball decides to retrieve it, Ugly becomes frightened and decides to go back to the duck-yard leaving the unconscious Cat “hiding” in the very bowl meant for the young duck. Ugly never realises Cat’s dubious intentions. He emerges from Cat’s lair and can’t remember how he got there. He is lost.

Meanwhile, back at the barnyard, the fruitless search for Ugly has been called off. The fair-feathered friends sing "THE ELEGY," a pensive lullaby-like dirge in honour of Ida’s fallen fowl. The neighbours are certain that a culinary death at the paws of the wicked Cat befell Ida’s unusual duckling, but Ida refuses to believe it. The fate of the missing fowl becomes a media event complete with cameras, lights, and interviews. Drake, clearly enamoured of the camera, tries to hog the spotlight but Maggie Pie, the television personality, focuses on the inconsolable Ida who croons a heartbreaking "EVERY TEAR A MOTHER CRIES". She determinedly sets out on a journey in search of her not-so-little, but very lost ugly duckling.

On the desolate marshlands Ugly has sought shelter in a ditch. Greylag, a stern admiral sort of gander and his wife Dot are looking for their wayward flock. Ugly asks the flighty pair for directions back to the farm. The geese offer to help Ugly find his home. They advise him that Cat is not his friend and, since it's hunting season, they warn Ugly to keep out of sight. The military-minded Greylag assembles his squadron of geese to join him on "THE WILD GOOSE CHASE” in search of Ugly’s home. Who should pop up on the scene but Cat who promises to take Ugly back to his disconsolate mum. Greylag doesn’t buy it and has taken personal charge of the duckling’s safety. Cat warns them not to fly while the hunters are about and magnanimously offers to advise them of the hunter’s departure. Greylag, although wary, agrees. When Cat assures the geese that the hunters have put away their guns and it's safe to fly, Greylag insists that Cat join them…with a parachute. Cat, Greylag and the flock take off in search of Ugly's mum leaving the poor lost soul safely behind. But as soon as the search party is airborne, shots ring out and feathers fly. Ugly now knows that Cat is deception purr-sonified and not to be trusted. He's learned a lesson, but what can he do now? Then he hears the voice of his mother in his head reminding him to “HOLD YOUR HEAD UP HIGH” (Reprise). He is determined to keep trying and reunite with his mother. As the curtain descends upon Act I, the ominous shadow of an Old Woman approaches and Ugly realises he has unwittingly wandered into the garden of a small cottage. He sees the Old Woman’s shadow and seeks escape through a door leading into the cottage.

ACT TWO

Ugly, who has been tentatively exploring the living room, ducks behind a couch as he hears Old Woman address her cat Queenie and pet hen Lowbutt in the next room. Old Woman leaves the cottage and Queenie and Lowbutt enter the living room. Queenie immediately discovers an unrecognizable footprint on the carpet and traces it to Ugly. Queenie and Lowbutt are very domesticated animals. They are used to a certain standard of living. They applaud themselves for being civilised and sophisticated pets in “IT TAKES ALL SORTS”. Ugly, though at first wary of Queenie the cat, feels fairly safe with the odd couple especially when he realises Queenie prefers seafood prepared by the Old Woman to wild, unusually large, ugly ducklings.

Queenie suddenly realises that Lowbutt is missing her favourite program, an antiques show. She turns on the TV in the middle of “America’s Most Feathered” where Maggie Pie interviews Ida about the progress of finding her lost duckling. Upon seeing her, Ugly cries out "Mama!" Before Queenie can call the program to reunite the mother and son the doorbell rings. None other than the persistent Cat, barely disguised as papa Drake, is at the door. Ugly immediately sees through the deception and recognises the conniving Cat.

When Cat sees Queenie he tears off his disguise in his irrepressible attraction to the voluptuous feline. The two dance a flirtatious and seductive rumba “TOGETHER” as Lowbutt does everything she can to throw a wet blanket on the pair. As a final resort Lowbutt shoves Ugly out of the door knowing the coy Cat will follow. True to form, Cat, despite his concupiscent attraction to Queenie, runs off after Ugly as the relieved Lowbutt consoles her seduced and abandoned house mate.

Meanwhile back at the duck-yard, Drake is burdened with the brunt of responsibility of minding the brood as Ida vows to search every pond for her lost son in “THE COLLAGE”. The townspeople voice their opinions on the futility of Ida’s search as we see Ida talking to Greylag and then Lowbutt and Queenie.

Ugly, who is lost out there somewhere, encounters Penny, the most beautiful bird he has ever seen, tangled in fishing line. A chivalrous Ugly comes to the lovely swan’s rescue. When Penny learns that Ugly is lost and alone she eagerly suggests Ugly join her flock, fly south for the winter and then they will both search for his family next spring. Obviously attracted to this beauty, Ugly is sorely tempted to take advantage of her offer but opts to stay on and search for his worried mum. Penny embraces Ugly in her soft white wings and takes off with a resounding "honk!" Ugly is confused when he hears the familiar cry. He declares his love for the snowy feathered Penny in "NOW I’VE SEEN YOU" but despondently concludes she will forget him.

Before he can get too maudlin, a large Bullfrog with a lily pad under his arm jumps in front of the heart-sick Ugly. The Bullfrog soon realises that Ugly has a chip on his shoulder about his appearance. No stranger to denigration because of uncommon attributes, Bullfrog cheers Ugly up, teaches him to love himself “WARTS AND ALL" and assures him that there is someone out there to love him in return. Sufficiently cheered up and with a much better attitude, Ugly bids Bullfrog and his little Froglets goodbye.

As soon as the frogs depart the bright beam of a flashlight falls on Ugly. A Farmer has ensnared Ugly in his net and threatens to turn the duck into his family’s Sunday roast. When the Farmer briefly retreats the Cat appears and offers Ugly a dubious proposition: he'll help Ugly escape the net and his fate on the Farmer's dining room table and reunite Ugly with his mother for a last farewell if Ugly will agree to be the Cat’s main course. Desperate to see his mother and realizing he is a dead duck either way, Ugly agrees to this ill-fated plan. Cat claws an opening in the net and the two cut out.

Throughout Ugly’s journey, seasons have changed. As Cat and Ugly make their way back to the barnyard they are caught up in "THE BLIZZARD". They fight desperately to make their way through the snowstorm. As the storm blows over, Ugly and Cat have succumbed to the weather and are completely buried beneath a huge snowdrift – discernable only as two lumps in the snow. Ida, having searched far and wide, recognises her offspring’s snow lump and, realizing she is too late, approaches her beloved son’s icy grave. She sinks to her knees sobbing. Penny and her swan family, apparently a bit off-course, have returned. Mother Swan sees Ida and encourages her tears “for the warmth of a mother’s tears can thaw the stoniest frost”. As she turns away in frustration, Ida’s warm, salty tears melt the snow concealing her ugly duckling. The ice falls from his feathers, and Ugly emerges as a beautiful swan. Ugly looks down to admire his handsome reflection in the puddle of melted snow in amazement. "I'm not a duck" he honks. "I'm a swan!" Ida and her handsome Ugly embrace. The beautiful Penny appears, and love is instantly rekindled when they declare "NOW I’VE SEEN YOU" (Reprise)

Ida, in her motherly wisdom, recognises true love when she sees it. So despite the heartache of saying goodbye to her son, she sends Ugly off with his lovely, bright Penny to learn the ways of being the beautiful swan that he is. She follows the pattern of swans’ flight and tearfully misses her “DIFFERENT” son.

Suddenly Ida hears a joyful "Honk!" from behind her. Ugly declares he could never leave his true mother who raised and loved him unconditionally. Penny and Ugly have decided to be the premiere swans on the duck pond. He's proud to be different and, frankly, he rather likes his honk. Ida beams with pride.

But wait a minute! Some unfinished business. Ugly taps the other snow lump. The ice chips away and the rather batty Cat breaks out singing a befuddled "MELTING MOGGY". After all Cat has been through, he has cracked up and is not one bit interested in duck or swan dinners.

In “FINALE: LOOK AT HIM” the beautiful pair of swans, Penny and Ugly, return to the barnyard with a flourish. The Ducklings, the neighbours, and even Drake - so critical of the unusual bird in the beginning - now extol the virtues of having such a fine bird amidst them. Grace, previously the prettiest duck on the pond, graciously relinquishes her coveted Red Band to the lovely Ugly. The whole neighbourhood has learned the importance of ‘just believing in yourself’ because "you may find/In your own way/You're a swan."

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Rehearsal Materials

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